Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Moving Day

I spent the bulk of my day yesterday moving into my new place. Should be a nice change. I knew that I was making the right decision when, while we were having lunch on the back porch of my old place yesterday, my super-sketchy, crazy ex-neighbor that moved into a house on the other side of the alley behind my place came walking through clad in a bikini, ready to hit the pool. Two things immediately came to mind upon seeing her:

1. You do not want to see her in a bikini.
2. You do not want to see her in your pool.

Drugs are bad. Adios.

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